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Quips
"Chlorine is my perfume."
~Author Unknown
"It's a good idea to begin at the bottom in everything except in learning to swim."
~Author Unknown
"Not all athletes wear tennis shoes."
~Author Unknown
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?"
~Steven Wright
"Seventy-five percent of our planet is water — can you swim?"
~Author Unknown
"What goes around comes around, just like a flip turn."
~Author Unknown
"Seven days of no swimming makes one weak."
~Author Unknown
"When the earth floods from global warming, the swimmers will rule the world."
~Author Unknown
"If you have a lane, you have a chance."
~Author Unknown
"Oxygen is overrated."
~Author Unknown
"Swimming - what real men do while boys play football."
~Author Unknown
"Chlorine: the breakfast of champions!"
~Author Unknown
"I simply can't understand Why swimsuits are in such demand
They're soggy and damp, Bind like a clamp,
And hold about three pounds of sand!"
~D.R. Benson
"I can't fly, but swimming is the next best thing.... The water is my sky."
~Author Unknown
"Breaststroke is an athletic event; butterfly is a political statement."
~Paul Tsongas
"It's been told that swimming is a wimp sport, but I don't see it. We don't get timeouts, in the middle of a race we can't stop and catch our breath, we can't roll on our stomachs and lie there, and we can't ask for a substitution."
~Author Unknown
